Holiday Menus

Christmas

Traditional Holiday Fare

ROAST BEEF
Rare Top Round sliced by the Chef and served with Aujus, Dijon Mustard and Horseradish

TURKEY
Whole Oven Roasted Turkey or Hickory Smoked Turkey carved by the chef, served with Gravy and Cranberry Sauce

REAL OLD FASHIONED MASHED POTATOES
Served with real turkey or beef gravy and butter.

AU GRATIN POTATOES             

CANDIED SWEET POTATOES WITH MARSHMALLOWS

HONEY GLAZED CARROTS           

GREEN BEANS

FRENCH ROLLS AND BUTTER

Christmas in Hawaii

TERIYAKI CHICKEN
Chicken marinated in teriyaki and grilled to perfection.

TERIYAKI BEEF KABOBS
Beef, marinated then skewered with peppers and onions.

KALUA ROAST PORK
Marinated in Kalua sauce and served with a Hawaiian Teriyaki sauce and glazed pineapple rings.

LIME-SOY MARINATED SALMON
Salmon marinated in fresh lime juice, garlic, dijon mustard, finely chopped scallions and lightly grilled.

WHOLE FIRE ROASTED PIG

TROPICAL FRESH FRUIT DISPLAY

EGG ROLLS SERVED WITH SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE

HAWAIIAN TOSSED SALAD
Made with Iceberg and red leaf lettuce, red cabbage, mandarin oranges, and rice noodles topped with an oriental dressing.

KONA COLE SLAW
Shredded cabbage, carrots and purple cabbage dressed with our oriental dressing and garnished with Mandarin Oranges and Peanuts.

GINGER GLAZED CARROTS
POLYNESIAN FRIED RICE WITH MUSHROOMS
PINEAPPLE CORN MUFFINS
HAWAIIAN SWEET BREAD


Dessert Extras:

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE
PINEAPPLE CHIFFON CAKE
PINEAPPLE COCONUT ICE CREAM
COCONUT COOKIES


Christmas in Italy

GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST
A chicken breast marinated in lemon juice, rosemary and garlic – then grilled to perfection.

GRILLED VEGETABLES
Slices of Eggplant, Zucchini, Banana Squash and Green Peppers Grilled over an open fire.

CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and our homemade Croutons gently tossed with our secret Caesar Dressing.

ANGEL HAIR PASTA
Topped with fresh roma tomatoes sautéed in olive oil with basil and Garlic.

GARLIC BREAD

DESSERTS

PITZELLS
A licorice flavored cookie wafer

CHEESE CAKE
ITALIAN SWEET TABLE

 

Mexican Fiesta Holiday Faire

Choose from the following:

MEXICAN GRILLED CHICKEN
Chicken in a spicy marinade with lemon juice and olive oil.  Served with salsa.

CHICKEN or BEEF FAJITAS
Julienne cuts of chicken served sizzling hot with an authentic Mexican flavor served with flour tortillas, lettuce, taco sauce, Jalapeno peppers, shredded cheese, guacamole, salsa, and sour cream.

TORTILLA CHIPS
Served in a sombrero with salsa.

MEXICAN CAESAR SALAD
CHEESE ENCHILADAS
MEXICAN RICE
REFRIED BEANS

Dessert Extras

CHURROS
Fried Dough Sticks with cinnamon and powdered sugar.

SOPAIPILLAS
Sweet fried bread topped with Ice Cream and Strawberry Glaze

Holiday In The Old West

Choose from the following:

BARBECUE CHICKEN
Chicken marinated and cooked with our barbecue sauce.

BARBECUE BEEF TRI-TIP
Cooked over an open fire then sliced and served with fresh salsa.

BARBECUE BEEF RIBS
Tender and moist beef ribs, marinated and cooked with our barbecue sauce.

Served with the following:

TOSSED SALAD
RANCH STYLE BBQ BEANS
RED POTATO SALAD
FRENCH ROLLS

Dessert Extras

WARM APPLE CRISP
M&M BREAD PUDDING WITH RUM RAISIN SAUCE

Holiday Desserts

HOLIDAY PIES
APPLE, PECAN, PUMPKIN, MINCEMEAT

HOLIDAY COOKIES
With peppermint Cookie Dip

APPLE CAKE
RUGALA

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE

PITZELLS
A licorice flavored cookie wafer

CHEESE CAKE
ITALIAN SWEET TABLE
WARM APPLE CRISP
M&M BREAD PUDDING WITH RUM RAISIN SAUCE


Halloween

BURRR-UNCH:

PUMPKIN PANCAKES
Tastes like Pumpkin Pie for breakfast

UNAPPETIZERS:

PUSSY PIMPLES
Cherry Tomato Pimples oozing with Ranch Dip Puss

WORM BURGER SLIDERS
Mini Wormy hamburgers served on a sweet roll with Thousand Island Dressing

MINI MUMMY DOGS
Cocktail Franks in a Biscuit Crust with Mustard-Poppy Seed Eyes

HAUNTED TACO TARTS

BOOGERS ON A STICK
Stick pretzels dipped cheese and colored snot green. Served with salsa to make a bloody booger

CRISPY CATERPILLAR COCOONS
Small sausage larva in a biscuit cocoon filled with a tasty insect goo.

DEVILED MICE
Traditional deviled eggs with whiskers and tails.

BBQ CAT DUMPS
Savory bite sized Cat Dumps (ground beef) served on Cat Litter (rice pilaf)

MOLDY MINI QUICHE SQUARES

MAIN CURSES

MUMMY DOGS
Beef hot dogs in a biscuit crust with mustard-Poppy seed eyes

FIRE ROASTED VULTURE LEGS OR WINGS (turkey)
Big bird got out of hand!

SKELETON BONES
Big BBQ Beef Ribs.

WORM BURGERS
Wormy hamburgers served on a bun with all your favorite trimmings such as tomatoes, lettuce, pickles, cheese and onions.

CAT-LITTER CASSEROLE

Rice pilaf cat litter with vegetarian Cat Dumps

NOSE BLOW BURRITOS
Burritos served with an interesting twist, filled with beef-bean nose blow, rancid mucus guacamole, sour cream-fresh mucus and bloody nose chunks of tomato.

SEPTIC SALADS

CAESAREAN CAESAR SALAD
Romaine Lettuce and our homemade Croutons gently tossed with our secret Caesar Dressing, Amniotic Fluid and Placenta Bits.

VEGGIE VOMIT
A predigested salad of cabbage, lime gelatin, carrots, pineapple and mandarin orange segments

TORTURED TOMATO-CUCUMBER SALAD WITH BIRD DROP DRESSING
A thick, white, on your windshield kind of dressing, served over tomatoes and cucumbers

PUMPKIN PIZZA
Cheese pizza on an orange colored crust, Olives for eyes, green pepper for mouth and Stem

SAMPLE HALLOWEEN DINNER MENU

BBQ SKELETON BONES
BBQ VULTURE WINGS
FIRE ROASTED FALL VEGETABLES
BLACK RISOTTO
AUTUMN SALAD
PUMPKIN YEAST ROLLS

 

FILTHY FLUIDS

FABRIC SOFTENER SMOOTHIE
Vanilla milk shake with a blue hue.

SEWER SODA
Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, in Chocolate soda with Tootsie Turds

FROZEN VAMPIRE BLOOD SLUSHY
(vodka not included)

SQUEAMISH SWEETS

WORMS IN DIRT
Gummy Worms crawling in Brownie Dirt topped with Rocky Road Ice Cream

WORMY OREO BREAD PUDDING  

ROAD KILL CAT COOKIES

LIPOSUCTIONED LARD LUMPS (mini marshmallows in custard)

Hanukkah

LATKES
Sour Cream and Apple Sauce

BEEF BRISKET
Served with beef Gravy

BUBBIE’S ROAST CHICKEN

GREEN SALAD

RELISHES

SWEET POTATO TZIMMES

MIXED VEGETABLES

DINNER ROLLS

OTHER SUGGESTIONS

CHOPPED LIVER
HOME MADE KISHKA
KNISHES
APPLE CAKE
RUGALA